Will someone please come over at night and make sure that I go to bed? Seriously. Can you just, like, punch me in the head and knock me out so I don’t feel like death in the morning? I realize that this could be painful and also cause bruising, but I am willing to take that risk. It is worth it to me to be able to get up and go to work and not feel like I cannot hold a conversation. Although, a head injury might have the same effect. Who knows? Someone…just make me go to bed at a normal time. Seriously.
Stuck-in-my-head Song of the day: "Our House" - Madness
*Note* Still listening to eighties station...
Maybe it would help if you wore yourself, like, packing or something?
ReplyDeleteGeeez...argumentative...
ReplyDeleteI am looking for the easy way out...(See also "Sloth = Me")
Arugmentative? Pfft. Just putting an idea out there that could potentially solve BOTH of your problems. Sorry. Won't happen again.
ReplyDeleteSee...I know the solution...the problem is...I am in a slothlike place...and I also don't deal well with being told what to do...(Even when it is ME telling me what to do...) Curses.
ReplyDeleteBesides the typo in my initial comment (leaving out "out"), I don't see where I told you what to do.
ReplyDeleteMaybe pills will help.
I know I will not talk to you at night anymore to do MY part in helping you get your sleep.
DUDE...I didn't say that you told me what to do...I am saying I have tried to tell MYSELF what to do...I lose...or win...or whatever...but I still don't do what I am told...
ReplyDeleteYou're funny.
ReplyDeleteI would gladly..... Just move near me dammit!! I am getting excited and you know what happens when I am excited =)
ReplyDeleteand what is this crap? I feel like I missed the comment dealine and you have moved on to brighter conversations unrelated to said post ... ah oh well.. stupid internet police!