Today at work:

Someone took out their hostilities on the copier. The noise scared me at first, but after the initial shock, it was pretty damn funny.

My boss came to my desk and said, “I wanna sing you a song.” This, in itself, is enough to not just confuse, but also amuse. But that was nothing once she started singing about eating worms.

Someone said: “It smells like bananas in here” and was answered with “Someone’s dead.” I haven’t seen many dead bodies but I am willing to bet a fair amount of money that they don’t smell like bananas.