BOY: I used you as a reference, have you gotten any phone calls or letters in the mail?
ME: I really want you to think about this career as a male stripper that you keep trying to pursue...i mean, think of how you will be objectified and treated like a piece of meat...do you really want that?
But no, they haven't called me yet...
BOY: Well you have to place yourself in the best career that suits your abilities. (heh heh) I applied at the Sherriff’s Office.
ME: Oh really, Mr. Police Man? Great thinking! Now you can use the uniform for your day job AND your night job!