Okay, internet. Now, there are a LOT of songs that I dislike and I have to say, it took me a very long time to come up with one that I would consider my “least favorite song” but…I think I did okay. I will tell you that I will probably, over the course of the next few hours, think of several songs that I dislike as much as this one, but this one, my friends, is terrible. It would have to be “Barbie Girl” by Aqua.
I honestly don’t know if this song is a joke or if it was, like, supposed to be an actual, like, piece of music. I suspect that this bunch of weirdos got really methed up and went to a gay bar and BOOM! “Barbie Girl” was born. It is obnoxious. It is stupid. It was surprisingly popular for such a piece of complete crap. And I am regretful that I was unable to slap each and every member of Aqua, one by one.
Seriously, people. Gross.