Oh. My. God.
This is so hard. I have been stalled here for 24 hours trying to find a song that DESCRIBES ME. How the hell does one DO this?
Hespy suggested “You Don’t Own Me” by Bette Midler. Even though that is a great song, I had to say no. Because the mention of Bette Midler reminds me of “Beaches”. And then I think about Margaret Cho’s joke about “Beaches”. And then I think of drag queens. Again, with the drag queens.
So I picked lesbians instead.
“Closer to Fine” by Indigo Girls.
After all, some of my closest friends are lesbians. And the song is pretty great too.