I never understood how other girls can put their hair up with just a pencil. I struggled with a stupid pencil all day today but to no avail. But in the end, I won. The pencil is now two pencils and I still have most of my hair.

The Bob called today and apologized for causing an argument over the weekend when in fact, I think that the argument was caused by some tequila. But we will never speak of it again. I will, however, talk about the guy who wanted to take Spliff’s thong and wear it in a bikini contest. Evidently, he thinks he can be a Hawaiian Tropic GIRL. Funnier if you had seen him. Very large. Very black. Very strange tee-shirt with a picture of his kid on it. Gotta love that OC.

After breakfast with some Little Green Men (who taught us that Spliff is magnificent and I have mesmerizing eyes) and the Z’s big pink girlfriend (who offended me just a little) over the weekend, I am relieved that the week has been fairly painless so far, aside from the 900-degree weather and my un-air conditioned car. That, my friends, has not happened to me since the days of Zebrahead and The Dwarf. (Wow…That should be a band name.) By the way, it really blows not to have air in Florida when you are stuck in 5 O’clock traffic.

I hope that everyone had a good Fourth of July, though. Ours was…well…full of illness and, as I mentioned before, ex’s girlfriend. But I did get to watch “Garden State” and fall in love with ZB all over again. So, that was a plus. No fireworks. No crazy band freaks. But good company nonetheless. Spliff and ZB might be enough to fill up a holiday.

Stuck-in-my-head Song of the Day: “All of Me”- Billie Holliday