Your Daddy Is Mike Tyson
What You Call Him: Pa
Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy


soopadoopachaloopa said...

we all know that's not true. why would you post such slander? i hope your dad isn't looking at this.

shirley said...

"Papa can you hear me?"

(Sadly, I'm not quoting Yentl, I'm quoting Jack's rendition of it from Will and Grace. Sigh.)

spaceface said...

Shirley, honey, that's not sad...that's exactly what I pictured!