Last night I was trying to fall asleep/watching “Friends” (because I haven’t seen all of the episodes each 73 times). And I was thinking about this dumb bitch that I used to work with. She was lazy and bitchy and Southern fucking Baptist, so naturally, I hated her and didn’t place any value on anything she had to say. (Because around here, Southern Baptists might as well be the new Nazis.) So, anyway, I remember this one day at work, when a few of us (probably me and Sandy, being the huge Friends fans) were talking about the previous night’s episode when SBB walks up and kind of…plants herself right in the middle of our conversation.
“Did you see it last night?” I asked her, still laughing…
“No, I stopped watching that show when those two girls smooched.”
I literally wanted to push her down onto the floor and beat her senseless. How stupid and backwoods can you be? You guys remember that episode. You know, the one where Chandler and Joey won Monica and Rachel’s apartment and they spend the whole time trying to get it back when all they had to do was kiss. So they do. And it isn’t like they were full-on sucking face. And even if they were, WHO CARES?
It is THESE bastards who voted for Dubya. How can we stop them from breeding? How?!