How you found me!

Because it has been entirely too long!

5. I like Riverside…(Correction, I DID like Riverside, before the gypsies took over my apartment. Get it straight.)

4. Baker Act (Yes, yes, I know, it should have happened a long time ago.)

3. Wino Wednesday (Today! At Trivia! WOOHOO!)

2. Pee in the dunes. (DUDE. Didn’t you see the signs!? You are not supposed to disturb the sea oats. It is AGAINST the LAW…and in my neighborhood…they take things VERY seriously…High heels, speaking aloud and dogs, I mean.)

1. “All the girls in the bar” strip (whoa, buddy…not here they don’t. Well…I guess it depends on which bar you go to.)

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