It has been a while since I did this...but here we go...(and you're only getting three...dammit.)
3. I hate Twisted Misters ... Yes, those nine-year-olds suck ass. I hate them too.
2. "You no breakfast this morning" lyrics. This cannot be a song, people.
1. Bathtub differences. HA! Clearly there is a difference in what bathtubs are normally used for and what Mr. Johnson likes to use them for.