Over it...

Okay, so, can someone please explain to me why my financial situation seems to get super fucked up right before Christmas? It isn't bad enough that my fucking 28th birthday is less than three weeks from now, but now I am dead broke. DEAD. FUCKING. BROKE. And all thanks to a bunch of incompetent bastards I like to call the Unemployment Office...who have not discontinued my benefits, but have successfully delayed them to the point of bounced checks. And I NEVER bounce checks. Thanks, fucktards, for your continued stupidity and unbelievable nonchalance about fucking people's holidays up. Thank you.