This, internet, is an example of why you should avoid staying out too late and then attempting to get up, pack your lunch and purse with things that you need, and then go to work...
The contents of my purse:
1. A business card for "Hooker Fences" (No lie, the name of the company, someone gave me the card. I need a hooker fence. Not sure whether to keep the hookers in or out.
3. Two spoons. (Yes, I have spoons in my purse. You never know when you will need to eat jello. Or cook heroin.)
4. 7 tubes of lip gloss.
5. 450 tampons. (I am evidently planning to be away from home for a very long while.)