Rubber band man, wild as the Taliban...

I just got in a rubber band fight, but don’t worry, I am okay, just a little shaken up. One of the docs just blindsided me and attacked. He’s the rubber band man, wild as the Taliban.

Tonight will be a night of drinking and singing karaoke with rednecks and trash. It should be a great time. A night of unity. A night where the true meaning of America will prevail. And I will be there. Singing “Friends in Low Places” with a bottle of Budweiser in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Everyone needs to be a redneck every so often. Tonight is my night to shine. And I will do it in honor of the late Lacy Van Zant.

Ringo Starr was in town yesterday, just hanging out! What is up with that?! No one cares about Ringo, I know…I care, Ringo, I care. Brandy cares too, don't you, Brandy?

This is really unimportant stuff I am talking about here...I should stop...I WILL stop...I will continue to read the newspaper...and I will leave you all alone...