Well, we survived Hurricane Charley. Evidently, the only damage in our town was in Karl’s backyard, when a tree fell over and some of the fence fell down…but they needed to let those monkeys out of the backyard anyway. They have been back there for years. It is no good to keep your monkeys all cooped up like that.

It is always funny when there is a hurricane on the way. It is almost inevitable, since we kind of stick out from the rest of the country, that we will have at least minor effects. But people freak out. I am guilty. I freak out too…Apparently, and I don’t know this because I didn’t freak out quite to this degree, the local grocery stores were almost completely out of water and batteries by noon on Friday. I blame this on the media…I am never listening to those lying bastards again. They live to create a state of panic…it is all a lie. Not for those people in South Florida though.

My roommate got us tickets to see Usher and Kanye West...I am really excited...I am really excited about Kanye...Usher too...I like him...I hate to admit it...but I have...he is one of my guilty pleasures since high school...However, he has apparently become a cocky bastard...which is irritating because his stomach is amazing...sad to see a stomach like that go to waste on such a cocky piece of shit...oh well...guess there is nothing I can do about that...

I have poppy seeds in my teeth...that is one of the most annoying feelings EVER.