Is there some kind of weird rule that says that the person that I least want to see will show up at my house when I am in my oldest pajamas? Is it imperative that this happen when I am drinking red wine and I have purple teeth? Is it at all possible that the timing could be any worse? I don’t think so.

Why do people show up at your house without calling? I never do that. It is rude. Unless you are cool, and you are fairly sure that the person on whom you will be dropping in, likes you…

Idiots.