So far today I have:
Read about 758 blog entries by random people.
Read about 100 pages of “A Million Little Pieces”.
Heard a song by Minnie Driver (just as wretched as it might sound).
Called Spliff skanky for considering entry into the porn industry, but then reconsidered due to the fact that porn involves all kinds of things that are lovely. Sex and money. (And really bad music. Not so lovely, but I can forgive that one.)
Pretended to work by hiding my book inside a manual of some sort and “studying” it.
Smoked four cigarettes.
Learned that an average girl raised in South Africa has a better chance of being raped than of learning how to read.
Heard “Your Song” twice.
Talked to Jackson (Boy to Avoid circa 2001-2005).
Had Gummy Worms and coffee for lunch.
Was a big smart ass to a nurse who evidently cannot read.
Please help. Send beer.
Stuck-in-my-head Song of the Day: "You're So Damn Hot" - Ok Go
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