Seriously, people...I don't get it.
5. Patient with an erection (keep him away from me)
4. Bitch who slept with my boyfriend (I didn't do it. Go away.)
3. Moldy Bread (This is the SECOND time someone has found me this way.)
2. Blind Melon mouthful of activities (CAVITIES. Not activities.)
1. Pantyhose face (???)