Guy at bar: I'm a surgical tech. I work in Plastic Surgery.
Carolyn: Oh, so you give people fake boobs.
Guy at bar: Yeah.
Carolyn: Why are you talking to me? I am not a skinny bitch with fake boobs.
Guy at bar: Yeah, you could use some work.
Me to Guy at Bar: Have you ever considered hair plugs and a nosejob?
Guy at Bar to me: And to think I was going to buy you a beer.
Me: You still will.
Guy at bar: Red Stripe?
Me: Yep. Thanks!
This guy was a total jackass and was telling my friend that she needed plastic surgery and when I told him that HE needed plastic surgery, he totally bought me a beer and asked me for my number so that he could take me kayaking! What the hell?! Guys are a mystery to me.