Vodka and Olive Juice

Is there some cosmic reason that I can't make a dirty martini? I mean, seriously, you would think with as many as I drink, I would BLEED dirty martinis...Why is it only B and the hot bartenders that can make them? Is it because I am a Crapricorn? Is it because I am a chick? WHAT IS IT?!

1 comment:

Mia said...

Grey Goose...Grey Goose...Grey Goose.

Make it your mantra.

Unless you don't like Grey Goose...and then it's confirmed, and you're not human. :-)