Why I am an Idiot

Who's the idiot that decided to start a diet, quit smoking and get a new job all in the same week?

You guessed it! I am!

In my defense, I didn't really intend for all of this to happen at the same time...it just...sort of...did. And now I am sitting on the couch watching American Idol (the only vice I have left) and wishing for a frozen pizza, a bottle of wine and a pack of menthol lights...hooray.

But...I can still have vodka. Oh, yes, I can still have vodka. Bring it.

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