Reason #837

There are so many reasons that my boyfriend rocks my face off and I will share with you the latest.

Me: There will be no chili tonight. It is cold and rainy and I ran late and didn’t get to start it this morning. Also, I just spent 8 years on the phone with AT&T so that they could charge me an inordinate amount of money to NOT install our cable/internet for two weeks. I am punchy and sad about the chili.

Him: Sorry, baby. I am driving home right now and it is pouring. I love you.

Me: drive safely (insert dissatisfied expression at his lackluster reaction to my rant.)

30 minutes later:

Him: Baby? What all do I need to do to make chili?

The end.

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