About thirty minutes ago, Mrs. P's husband called to tell her that she killed Anna Nicole Smith. Mrs. P had evidently told Mr. P last night that she wished that Anna Nicole would "fall off the planet".
Who will be my myspace hero NOW?
Showing posts with label Anna Nicole Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anna Nicole Smith. Show all posts
2.08.2007
11.15.2004
Easy Skankin....
A patient once described this place as the "waiting room for the morgue".
Last night the wind was howling and the power went out. But I did get to watch the American Music Awards and witness the spectacular presentation skills of Anna Nicole. God, she is a mess. "Do you like my BODDDDDY???" I have been tossing my arms up all morning and saying that...I love it. I feel like she isn't a real person!
I guess this day is going by pretty quicky, which is good because I feel like I could crawl back into bed and sleep for a year. It is so gloomy and damp outside. It is the kind of weather that makes me wish that I was invisible. I wish that I could just lay around all day and that everyone would forget that I exist until the sun came out again.
The birthday party was pretty good. I will tell you though. I really don't like hanging out with girls that much. It is like, the minute a cute guy walks in, they turn into psychotic bitches. What is up with that??? K. and L. were like hissing at each other and shit. It was a shameless display, if I do say so myself. And it all started with my conversation with him about a lizard...which was apparently a very private moment for us...(we weren't aware, until K. pointed it out). Sad, sad bitches...
Rick says my black shirt has super powers and that I keep it cryogenically frozen in a glass case in my closet and bust it out when I need to. He blames the rotation of the Earth on that shirt...I think he has been smoking crack.
Stuck-in-my-head Song of the Day: "Kaya"-Bob Marley
Last night the wind was howling and the power went out. But I did get to watch the American Music Awards and witness the spectacular presentation skills of Anna Nicole. God, she is a mess. "Do you like my BODDDDDY???" I have been tossing my arms up all morning and saying that...I love it. I feel like she isn't a real person!
I guess this day is going by pretty quicky, which is good because I feel like I could crawl back into bed and sleep for a year. It is so gloomy and damp outside. It is the kind of weather that makes me wish that I was invisible. I wish that I could just lay around all day and that everyone would forget that I exist until the sun came out again.
The birthday party was pretty good. I will tell you though. I really don't like hanging out with girls that much. It is like, the minute a cute guy walks in, they turn into psychotic bitches. What is up with that??? K. and L. were like hissing at each other and shit. It was a shameless display, if I do say so myself. And it all started with my conversation with him about a lizard...which was apparently a very private moment for us...(we weren't aware, until K. pointed it out). Sad, sad bitches...
Rick says my black shirt has super powers and that I keep it cryogenically frozen in a glass case in my closet and bust it out when I need to. He blames the rotation of the Earth on that shirt...I think he has been smoking crack.
Stuck-in-my-head Song of the Day: "Kaya"-Bob Marley
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