Ya Heard?!

Those of you who knew me in high school or spend any amount of time with me now know that I keep a quote book. A book of things that I overhear that...well...are ridiculous. This past weekend, I should have had a pen and paper in hand the whole time, but here are a few highlights of the new additions to "The Book".

"Of course she has a big penis! She is a huge black man!"

"If I were a cat, I would totally do you."

And the personals ad..."I like popcorn horses and long walks on the beach..."