Me: Oh, Ad Rock, don't be mad, you know I love you. I will buy you hot dogs and thangs.
Ad Rock: Is that a gay reference? I swear to God, I'll take you down. Down to China town!
Me: Only a guy who highlights his hair would think that was a gay reference. Oh, and I would like to see you try, biatch!
Ad Rock: I really have no argument, I guess I like cock. Hmmmph.
Me: I'm glad that I could help you come to this realization. OOOH! I have a great guy for you, his name is Richard Simmons!
Ad Rock: Wouldn't that be like hooking up with a chick? See? I'm straight!
Me: I don't know how THAT comment makes you straight.
Some time later:
Ad Rock: I have decided to remain faithful to boobies.