The beast is back on the road! Poor Fiona had a crack in her radiator. That must have been painful for her. But she is fully recovered and back to being my trusty hunk of metal. Just for those of you who were worried.

I got a call about a new job today. I have been trying to find an acceptable new job for about a year. I have had interview after interview and all I ever come up with is CRAP. I really don’t want to leave the company that I work for because we are world-renowned and all…but I really don’t want to stay at the position that I am in. It is hard work and I have been doing it too long. I just want to get done with school so that I can make REAL money as opposed to this shitty excuse for a paycheck that I am taking home now. Is it so unreasonable to think that I could be hired to do something that might actually pay a decent salary and at the same time, NOT make me hostile and bitter. Nobody wants to be hostile and bitter.

This weekend is the bachelorette party for the wedding that I will be standing in next weekend. I have decided that when I get married, I will pick out the ugliest, most expensive freaking dresses that I can find, make these chicks buy them, and hideous shoes to match…ones that will give them all blisters the size of their heads, and then on the day of the wedding, I will announce that THIS wedding was the practice one and those were the practice dresses and then show them the real, even more expensive beautiful gowns that my REAL wedding will require. I think that oughtta teach em.