He makes the coffee every day and I drink it even though I don’t really want any. I watch him every time he enters or exits the room. I giggle when it’s not funny. I feel all fluttery when I see him look at me when I am working. If he is speaking, I don’t listen to the people on the other end of the phone and I should care, but I don’t.

I remember when I felt this way about Jason A. High school. God. Eons ago. Grow up already. I won't even go into how, once I did get him, I destroyed him.