You know you're a spaz when...

Sometimes I overthink. Okay. I overthink all the time (but I am not as bad as SOME people…and you know who you are, Eppernepperhart.) And sometimes I see signs where they may or may not be. It’s just how I roll. I overthink and then I spaz.

So, in the midst of all the ridiculousness that is my life, I have seen signs. And I am sure, more than anything, I have been seeking them out and making them into my own little clues. Because honestly, I don’t stress myself out enough already. (Cough, cough.)

The dreams. Holy crap, the dreams are ridiculous. The other night I actually dreamed that I was dating Dane Cook (Dane, if you are reading this, I totally will date you. Holla.) and then, like, mid-date, one of my molars fell out. Yep. Buh-bye, molar. Also, being mortified, I had to bid farewell to Dane too. (Curses on you, subconscious!) Needless to say, I never got to see how he proposed, or the wedding, or the…nevermind…I digress. The sign. Yeah. Anyway, so evidently, dreaming that a tooth falls out means that you have a secret. Or that you are going to hear “disagreeable news”. Either way, that sucks and I demand a recount.

Then there is doubt. I realize that I am doing this one to myself and that I can’t really blame it on the universe (you know, like I do everything else) but, I think it could be a sign. I have been questioning myself a lot. I hate it when I start doing that. It tugs at me and tugs at me until I feel like I am being ripped apart. I think that constantly having the urge to yank out all of my hair could be considered a sign…or a symptom of insanity. Whatever.

Also, and I don’t know what the hell this would mean if it were a sign, but on average, for the past few days, I have been hearing “The Promise” by When in Rome at least three times daily. I don’t know what that’s about. I think it may be the universe trying to tell me something. Like…I should start a really bad band, explode onto the music scene, have a great hit, and then vanish into obscurity.

Anyway…yeah…I overthink stuff.


soopadoopachaloopa said...

just remember overthinking is for the overthinkingest overthinkers in this bloody overthinking land.
close eyes, breath, relax.

wmjwatson said...

HEY!!! That's one of my favorite songs!! No bashing "The Promise"!! In fact, I think I'll play it tonite.

spaceface said...

I LIKE the song, I'm just saying...how often am I gonna have to hear it?

wmjwatson said...

Once a day is good.
And I don't get why it's such a big deal to hear it?