So, it is official now, ladies and gentlemen.
Four, count 'em, FOUR of my exes have married the chick that they dated directly after dating me. This is not good.
I don't even WANT to get married, but if you are a dude and YOU do, you should totally date me, then you are almost guaranteed to find the love of your life after we break up. I should start a business.
That is all.