It is official.

So, it is official now, ladies and gentlemen.

Four, count 'em, FOUR of my exes have married the chick that they dated directly after dating me. This is not good.

I don't even WANT to get married, but if you are a dude and YOU do, you should totally date me, then you are almost guaranteed to find the love of your life after we break up. I should start a business.

That is all.

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