Walk Like a Man

Me: I am totally gonna start walking like that...Cause I want to be a skinny black man.

Spliff: I want you to be a skinny black man too. But also...I need to start walking like that too...


Me: I would be a skinny, black, gay man.

Spliff: Me too!

Me: I always knew we would be the perfect couple.

Spliff: But I would only like you if you had dreads.

Me: Well, duh...Clearly, with this much hair, I would have no other choice.

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